Undeniable Truths

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Was learning cursive really necessary?
5. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
6. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
8. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
9. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
10. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
11. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
12. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
13. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
14. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
15. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey … but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

Possibly one of the best forwarded emails I've gotten. Definitely made me laugh. Thanks Sam.